All About: Peg

Peg: Hey, everyone! I'm Peg, and this is Cat. Cat: Hello!

Peg: And welcome to "All About That Teen Girl"! Today, I'm going to talk about myself. So, let's get started. Ok, you might have been wondering what my name "Peg" is short for. Right, Cat?

Cat: Yeah. So, what's it short for?

Peg: It's short for "Margaret" or "Margarita", as in my full name, Margaret Elizabeth Hemmings. But, I just stick to "Peg" for short.

Cat: Who-ho-hoa!

Peg: I know, right? It's, like, totally hard to believe! Alright, moving on. I like math, because it sounds like it was meant to be my favorite subject.

Cat: It sure is. We're professionals at math!

Peg: [chuckles] See? Even Cat likes it. [Peg pulls out her twig] Now, you see this thing? This is my twig. I use it to write down math problems and then solve them. It's a REALLY big part of who I am. You wanna know how I became so intelligent? Ok, I'll tell you. I was born with a really smart brain. Just like what I said, a leader has brains, guts, and manners.

Cat: Peg is almost as smart as Albert Einstein or, or Marie Curie!

Peg: Cat! Not everyone is as smart as me, you know. Besides, you're almost as idiotic as a zygote.

Cat: Hey! I'm still working on being smart.

Peg: Ugh. Anyway, I'm not just smart. I'm also a free-spirited and rockin' leader, yo!

Neg: [outside] PEG! Don't say those annoying words, you idiot!

Peg: Oops. Sorry, sis! Sorry about that. That was...my twin sister, Neg. She hates it when I act like a hipster, which I am. It totally gets on her nerves. She even called me "The Younger Twin", because I'm always acting like a carefree girl.

Cat: [snickering] "Younger Twin". [giggling]

Peg: [sarcastically] Ha, ha, ha. Very funny, Cat. Just because my sister hates my guts, doesn't mean you get to laugh about it.

Cat: Oh, come on, Peg! It was a little funny. And you gotta admit, you were a little crazy there.

And let's not forget, ladies and gentlemen, that Peg has a crush on, wait for it, RAMONE!

Peg: [blushes] I-I-I-I-I do not!

Cat: Yes, you do. Even I saw it!

Peg: Cat!!! That was suppose to be private! Ramone and I are just friends. It has nothing to do with the two of us being a couple. [gasps] Oops.

Cat: Oooooohh! Somebody's in love! [laughing]

Peg: [still blushing, chuckles] Now that you've mentioned it, Cat, Ramone sure is scientifically engineered to make me...[giggles] you know, just a tad nervous. [sighing] [hearts float above Peg's head while she's blushing] Uh...[clears throat] let's just continue to where we left off.

Cat: Right. Sorry, Peg. I wasn't trying to make you feel bad.

Peg: It's okay, Cat.

Now, where was I? Oh, yeah! Remember all of my freak outs when I was 8? Oh, man, you should have seen me! It happens everytime when a really big problem gets out of hand.

Cat: Me, too! I also sometimes freak out.

Peg: [laughs] It was a bit hilarious. I also play my ukulele, sing, dance, solve problems everyday, and have awesome adventures with Cat. And that's all of the stuff you need to know about me. Thanks for watching "All About That Teen Girl", everyone!

Cat: We'll see you next time!

Peg & Cat: Bye!